| “ | Harry: Looks like a burst appendix. Don't let the saline count fool you, I know this man is a diabetic.
Doctor: This is a uterus. Harry: You're suspended! | ” |
| –Harry pretending to be a doctor | ||
| Selfish Dick | |
|---|---|
| Season 1, Episode 19 | |
| Air date | May 14, 1996 |
| Written by | David Sacks |
| Directed by | Robert Berlinger |
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Plot 
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Mary is very excited when she succeeds in getting another, much bigger office that's for her alone. However Dick misses her and schemes to get her back by any means possible, even if it means exploiting an elderly professor
Dick brings Prof. Suter to see Mary's new office
Meanwhile, after Mrs. Dubcek cuts her finger, and the sight of blood leave Sally unconscious, Harry and Tommy rush them to the hospital, where the smell of sterile corridors and the gleam of surgical scrubs remind the aliens of the exciting work of their favorite TV doctors -- work that they practice on several unsuspecting patients, until they get caught and thrown out of the hospital
Cast Edit
Main Cast Edit
- John Lithgow as Dick Solomon
- Kristen Johnston as Sally Solomon
- French Stewart as Harry Solomon
- Joseph Gordon-Levitt as Tommy Solomon
- Jane Curtin as Mary Albright
Recurring Cast and Guest Stars Edit
- Simbi Khali as Nina Campbell
- Elmarie Wendel as Mrs. Mamie Dubcek
- Ileen Getz as Dr. Judith Draper
- Richard McGonagle as Head Doctor
- Tom Jourden as Doctor
- Elliot Woods as Doctor Ladypart
- Harry Morgan as Professor Suter
Production Notes Edit
Richard McGonagle who plays the Head Doctor will appear as this character in four more episodes (Guilty as Dick, Scaredy Dick, Y2dicK and Dick for Tat).
This is the eighteenth episode to be directed by Robert Berlinger and the first to be written by David Sacks.
The production code for this episode is 120
