“ | I swer on me mum ill bash ur fookin head in!!1! 1v1 me on twitter m8 ill noscope u | ” |
–Don Orville |
Officer Donald 'Don' Leslie Orville is the king of reddit, one of the most highly respected redditors, and is a millionaire in bitcoin.
Career as a Redditor
Even though he Sucks Dick he thinks Mary would be hot as a my little pony.
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he makes memes, but they aren't dank like Mary's.
*relationship intensifies*
he dates Sally, a really pretty girl but acts like white trash. She's the biggest bitch in Ohio.
how does this guy get laid, but not me?
Alternate Universe
he gets an obsession with Tendies, alongside Tommy.