| “ | Mrs. Dubcek: You go down to the station and ask for Officer Franco. Italian gentleman, very nice. He came right over when my boyfriend got beat up in my living room.
Dick: Your boyfriend got beat up in your own house? Mrs. Dubcek: Yeah, well, my husband didn't care for him. |
” |
–Mrs. Dubcek on reporting crime | ||
| Assault With a Deadly Dick | |
|---|---|
| Season 1, Episode 17 | |
| Air date | April 30, 1996 |
| Written by | Michael Glouberman & Andrew Orenstein |
| Directed by | Robert Berlinger |
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Assault With a Deadly Dick is the seventeenth episode of season 1 of 3rd Rock from the Sun. It originally aired on April 30, 1996.
Plot
After visiting the mall, the Solomons' car radio is stolen. Sally begins to worry that she is failing in her job as Security Officer for the unit. Reporting the crime to the police doesn't get the radio back, but Sally does find some common ground with a police officer. Dick enjoys his new ATM card until he's mugged at the ATM machine and Sally starts to implement security measures.
Dick orders Tommy to join the Basketball team, but he just isn't cut out for it.
Cast
Main Cast
- John Lithgow as Dick Solomon
- Kristen Johnston as Sally Solomon
- French Stewart as Harry Solomon
- Joseph Gordon-Levitt as Tommy Solomon
- Jane Curtin as Mary Albright
First appearance of Don Orville
Recurring Cast and Guest Stars
- Simbi Khali as Nina Campbell
- Elmarie Wendel as Mrs. Mamie Dubcek
- Wayne Knight as Officer Don Orville
- Shay Astar as August
- Michael Milhoan as Coach Strickland
- David DeLuise as Bug Pollone
- Ian Lithgow as Leon
- Danielle Nicolet as Caryn
- Chris Hogan as Aubrey Pitman
Production Notes
This is the first appearance of Wayne Knight as Officer Don
The production code for this episode is 114
This is the sixteenth episode directed by Robert Berlinger and the third written by Michael Glouberman & Andrew Orenstein.
